David James Page/19/single/Birmingham/simple/love mexico.
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
A+ DEDUCTION!
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So a Royal Mail redelivery was meant to arrive today and I see the guy messing in his van so I wait so I don’t miss him 45 minutes later he drives off and doesn’t come to my house. Mr post man you have just broken my heart
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn)
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Day 1 of Yahoo Tumblr: All is normal
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(Source: whatwhiterabbit)
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